I was on the commode today doing my ‘bidness’ whilst conversing my mother(don't judge me, people do this) and on my left bicep I a ginormous black spider. I screamed, loudly, which prompted my dog to come, again loudly, to my rescue. I’m frantically snatching TP(4-ply) from the roller and attempting a visual scan of where the spider may have landed. After I abandoned the toilet I did a tippy toe recon of bathroom clutching
Riley in attempt to locate the offender and when I realized that it could still possibly be ON me I promptly executed THIS.
Needless to say I couldn’t possibly use that bathroom after I’d been attacked. I had to use the guest shower and the only body wash available in there was the Axe we had leftover from our male roommate, Matt. I've caution taped the bathroom and notified the local authorities (Jenn) so hopefully the issue will be resolved by the time I arrive home from work.
