Why you can't say "thank you" when I hold the door open for you. GAH! Nothing is more irritating than a person with a false sense of entitlement. Yes, people still have manners, no you're not one of them. Actually, nothing is worse when you're using someone's bathroom and their soap pump is empty. No, no, no, nothing's more annoying than when people misuse the expression "I couldn't care less" like this; "Oh, I could care less what that loris thinks of me". Oh really? You could? Well if you COULD care less that leads me to believe that you do, in fact, care what the loris thinks of you. ACK! Wait, how could I forget the fit of rage I'm thrown into when I've been following you at 52 miles per hour for the last 9 miles beacuse I'm blocked in by the person next to you travelling at speeds fluctuating just barely enough to make it absolutely impossible to pass you. 52, 49, 55, 58... This climb is when I get super excited that I could possibly pull some kind NASCAR move to just MAYBE squeeze by enough to weave through and leave you in the dust. Thereby showing you with my erratic and reckless driving how FURIOUS I am with your lack of courtesy. I hasitly throw my stupid Focus, which in my mind is now a Corvette, into 3rd gear and WHIP into the right lane just to have you slow back down to 52 just short of 1/4 inch that I'd need to pass the left lane offender. At this point, I'm forced to throw my car BACK into the left lane to once again get as close to the person responsible for this mess in the first place! CAN'T YOU TELL BY HOW CLOSE I AM TO YOUR BUMPER THAT I'M INSANE?!??! ISN'T THIS TELLING YOU TO SPEED UP?!?!? HOW ABOUT MY ARM FLAILING?!?! CAN YOU SEE - Oh, you son of- You're on the phone aren't you? That does it...
Wow, that's enough coffee.
